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What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.
Atheists: 1
Christians: 1
Everybody wins and live happy.

God fucking damn it.

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it literally is in the stars now
you’re wonderful
Good people exist
I can never be unhappy again.
HOLYFUCK
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imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: MARRY ME
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
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“Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?”
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

i thought the shadow under the ladder was spiderman’s logo
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my freedom.” :) awesome.
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