Stark Raving Sane

scurrilizzie:

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

like on the daily

(via echelonwarfare)

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via mrmcrae)

Yes, at 11:30 at night I love nothing more than to be ripped from my bed and screamed at until there is spit in my face.

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via playfreeebird)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via playfreeebird)

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

(Source: kittesencula, via charlotletomato)

queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

(via charlotletomato)

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

(Source: spookyteddybear, via charlotletomato)

seriousnoir:

its funny because if the americans didn’t win independence they too would have free healthcare, cheaper education and equal marriage

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